I'm a war of head vs. heart. I'm pretty awesome at sleeping, procrastinating, eating and not meeting anybody's expectations. I love chocolates, roses and anything covered in cheese. I support hilarity.
March 8, 2014
boys moaning is basically the hottest thing a guy can do besides give you neck kisses
We’re manly men. We fight in wars, we play sports, we drive noisy cars. We’re tough.
We’re terrified of body hair on women though.
And menstrual blood.
and womens farts
and being perceived as feminine in any way.
and gay men.
and women capable of fighting back.
i don’t think brown eyes get enough love it’s always those blue and hazel fuckers that get the praise and attention. you’re too afraid to look me in the eyes and face the chocolate-y abyss.
People that can pull off brown eyes are the best
i like how on tumblr we don’t complete our sentences. we kind of just
Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension
- "Make me",
- "oh really",
- "is that so"
"What’s in it for me?"
"can you feel it mr krabs?"
when i say “the other day” i could mean yesterday or 5 years ago there’s no in between